rtjbooksSep 33 minBIRTHDAY BLOOPERSAnother year, another slice of cake I did't share because, honestly, parties? Meh. I don't like 'em. I'd rather sit in a fun restaurant...
rtjbooksSep 32 minVOICE CRUSHES & GROCERY STORE FANTASIES!Do some voices ignite your imagination? Just the other day I found myself stalking a voice I heard over the PA system at the grocery...
rtjbooksSep 33 minSWIPING RIGHT INTO REGRET!So, I met this guy online. Where else? We’d texted daily for more than a month. We had a few phone conversations. He seemed cool-ish....
Mike MelbourneAug 213 minMY SUPERPOWER IS INVISIBILITYThe other night, I went to see a friend's cabaret show at a dank little club in the Chelsea section of London. I'd made a reservation...