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Mike Melbourne


BIRTHDAY BLOOPERS
Another year, another slice of cake I did't share because, honestly, parties? Meh. I don't like 'em. I'd rather sit in a fun restaurant...
rtjbooks
Sep 3, 20233 min read
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VOICE CRUSHES & GROCERY STORE FANTASIES!
Do some voices ignite your imagination? Just the other day I found myself stalking a voice I heard over the PA system at the grocery...
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Sep 3, 20232 min read
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SWIPING RIGHT INTO REGRET!
So, I met this guy online. Where else? We’d texted daily for more than a month. We had a few phone conversations. He seemed cool-ish....
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Sep 3, 20233 min read
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MY SUPERPOWER IS INVISIBILITY
The other night, I went to see a friend's cabaret show at a dank little club in the Chelsea section of London. I'd made a reservation...

Mike Melbourne
Aug 21, 20233 min read
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